June 2012
177 posts
iluvukrisjenner:
11:11 I wish for bagel bites
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lasernaps:
My brother won something on something on mario and sonic at the london olympic games and started whispering “let the bodies hit the floor”
Before this was a penis free zone. Now it is much more than that. It has taken the form of a Peanut free zone.
derpythedalek asked: ONE OF MY RANDOM FOLLOWERS JUST REBLOGGED THE STRIPPER TREE POST. HE'S THAT ALLURING.
❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔ I don’t want to get married. I...
techn0sexual:
adrians:
I will never not reblog this
i peed
bellagschang:
littlebaloo:
padfootmagic:
stop scrolling
look its a banana wearing a hat
okay keep scrolling
I find this appealing
My mom said it was cute.
I’m really annoyed that being “awkward” is trendy now. Standing behind a cute guy in line at Starbucks when you aren’t even wearing lipgloss? Is not awkward. Crippling social anxiety is fucking awkward. I hate you.
boy: there are 206 bones in the body, want 1 more? ;)
girl: yeah sure ;)
boy stabs girl with rib of dead cow
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elmo666:
THIS IS NAMED MOURNING WOMAN ON ISTOCKPHOTO??
THATS NOT THE FACE OF A MOURNING WOMAN THATS THE FACE OF AN EVIL BUSINESS WOMAN WHO JUST KILLED THE COMPETITION
cybergay:
SAND IS JUST A BUNCH OF LITTLE ROCKs
kailiff:
deep-fried-turntable:
owsl4:
Your keyboard is now Daft Punk…
this is not a video, click on it
^ LOL literally i was doing that haha
THIS IS BEAUTIFUL
OvO
really good
cybergay:
imagine edgar allen poe trying to sext