iluvukrisjenner: 11:11 I wish for bagel bites
lasernaps: My brother won something on something on mario and sonic at the london olympic games and started whispering “let the bodies hit the floor”
Before this was a penis free zone. Now it is much more than that. It has taken the form of a Peanut free zone.
atrueenglishman: starrypier: Accurately...
derpythedalek asked: ONE OF MY RANDOM FOLLOWERS JUST REBLOGGED THE STRIPPER TREE POST. HE'S THAT ALLURING.
❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔ I don’t want to get married. I...
techn0sexual: adrians: I will never not reblog this i peed
bellagschang: littlebaloo: padfootmagic: stop scrolling look its a banana wearing a hat okay keep scrolling I find this appealing My mom said it was cute.
burrenbari: this is all i thought of……there’s...
I’m really annoyed that being “awkward” is trendy now. Standing behind a cute guy in line at Starbucks when you aren’t even wearing lipgloss? Is not awkward. Crippling social anxiety is fucking awkward. I hate you.
boy: there are 206 bones in the body, want 1 more? ;)
girl: yeah sure ;)
boy stabs girl with rib of dead cow
elmo666: THIS IS NAMED MOURNING WOMAN ON ISTOCKPHOTO?? THATS NOT THE FACE OF A MOURNING WOMAN THATS THE FACE OF AN EVIL BUSINESS WOMAN WHO JUST KILLED THE COMPETITION
cybergay: SAND IS JUST A BUNCH OF LITTLE ROCKs
kailiff: deep-fried-turntable: owsl4: Your keyboard is now Daft Punk… this is not a video, click on it ^ LOL literally i was doing that haha THIS IS BEAUTIFUL OvO really good
cybergay: imagine edgar allen poe trying to sext