AND THEN TUMBLR WAS ALL LIKE UPDATE! UPDATE!...
And then I watched the flash and it was sweet. COOL.STORY.BRO.
Only one more week of winter break. WELP.
Dr. Squidward: omg.
Dr. Squidward: ▼: hELLO,
▲: Welcome to the world of Pokemon! My name is Professor Oak!
▼: uH, hELLO, uM, pROFESSOR,
▲: Pokemon are creaters that live throughout this world. Some collect and breed them, trainers use the to fight. I am a pokemon researcher and collect data on them.
▲: First things, first. Are you a boy or girl?
▼: uH, wELL, iM A BOY,
▲: Wonderful! What is your name?
▼: uH, tAVROS
▲: A pleasure to meet you tAVROS.
▲: My nephew is your rival but I have forgotten his name. Could you remind me?
▼: uM„„ cOULD IT BE kARKAT,
▲: Silly me, how could I forget his name is kARKAT?
▲: Before you start on your adventure, you need to pick a starter companion. Your first pokemon is special and can be a life long friend if trained properly.
▲: Do you choose Squirtle the water pokemon that is weak against grass or Bulbasuar the grass pokemon that is weak against fire or Charmander the fire pokemon that is weak against water?
▼: uM, i GUESS iLL CHOOSE THE FIRE pOKEMON, uH, cHARMANDER
▲: Fantastic choice! Would you like to name your new Charmander?
▼: oH, uH, sURE,
▼: uM, cAN i NAME IT rUFIO,
▲: What a wonderful name for a Charmander! rUFIO has joined your party!
▲: Now before you leave on your journey, I have a favor to ask. Please take this PokeDex.
▲: It will collect helpful data on Pokemon and help me with my research. I will of course give you special items as you catch more Pokemon!
▲: If you collect them all, you will get something extraordinary!
▼: uM, oKAY THEN, uH, tHANK YOU, pROFESSOR oAK,
▲: I’m sure I will hear good things about you as you fight your way to Indigo Plateau! Good luck!
▼: uH, oKAY, tHANK YOU AGIAN,